Trapezzoid Man

Lemon Demon is on ROCK BAND

BUY IT NOW! (Currently available for XBOX 360)

A short ad with several terrible examples of gameplay:

This was all put together by Greg Lanzillotta, Alora's brother, who has been Lemon Demon's live drummer since last year. He was awesome enough to book recording time (we've been working on shiny new recordings of this and four other songs, so far), spend hours mixing and mastering, get us in contact with The Authority, and then spend many more hours doing much of the authoring on the RB track.
Thank you, Greg, you've gone above and beyond your original job description! ("internet band drum-whacker")
Trapezzoid Man

Tribute to ShaneDawsonTV and RayWilliamJohnson

Continuing on my crusade of ever increasing bitterness to people who are more popular than me on YouTube, here's a short video I made to express how irrationally angry I become whenever I see the icons that ShaneDawsonTV and RayWilliamJohnson use for their videos. I don't know who did it first, but aA lot of channels use this formula. These guys are two of the most popular, and look like such complete dickbags that I've never made it all the way through either of their videos.

Also, while collecting these images I discovered that RayWilliamJohnson totally cheats and reuses the same cutouts of himself over and over. They all look like screencaps from porn.
Trapezzoid Man

you goddamn tube

According to, in June 2008 I was the 33rd most subscribed channel on YouTube, with 73,000 subscribers. Currently, I have *246,747* subscribers, and yet I have FALLEN FROM THE TOP 100 SUBSCRIBED LIST.
YouTube, you used to be such a nice, quiet neighborhood. Then all those... Dawsons... and Biebers moved in. Driving down our property values. Now, I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are nonthreatening white boys. But you can't deny that they make an awful ruckus. That's right, I said ruckus.

I kinda miss my saltines background now.