Neil Cicierega ([info]trapezzoid) wrote,
@ 2009-01-02 16:03:00
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2008 happened
I've done this a few times (forgot to last year) and I always hope it doesn't come across as braggy, I just like to sum up everything I did in a year so I can look back on it later. And, of course, brag.

  • I directed or otherwise helped create 30-something videos, including: Neil Saves Christmas 2, Rugrats, Button, School Is For Losers, Slumber Party, Breakfast Buddies, Ben Bernanke, Awakening of the Incorruptible, The Vortex, YouTube User Purge, Bleed With Me Harry, The Prognosis, the Flim Fest 2008 commercial, Hollywood East, the View-Monster commercial, Bigfoot Begins, a bunch of NKOTR videos, a bunch of various videos for hollwoodeasttv.com, and 123456 Pokemon.

  • I played 7 Lemon Demon shows, in such exotic locals as Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Hampshire, and Michigan.

  • I bought a Panasonic DVX100b video camera.

  • I held a YouTube death threat contest and received over 300 entries.

  • I scanned a whole Harry Potter coloring book and let Something Awful destroy it.

  • I did much Flickring.

  • My beloved pet rat Betty passed away. :(

  • YOUTUBE MADNESS!

    • "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" was nominated for a YouTube Award, which I subsequently won in a landslide!

    • YouTube invited me to a mini press tour in New York City.

    • I got to visit the Google offices.

    • I was on the Fox News channel, where I was glossed over by Shepard Smith.

    • And Good Morning America, which was somehow just as condescending.

    • I met Tay Zonday, who honored me with an ancient dagger made by his ancestors.

    • I also met Felicia Day, who honored me with a Tay Zonday.

    • I was featured by local news (Boston's Fox and NBC affiliates) who were both incredibly nice.

    • I became a YouTube Partner, which means I earn money for doing nothing.

    • I posted a ten minute long video of myself sexually molesting the trophy.

    • Weezer requested that the Potter Puppet Pals appear in their music video for "Pork'n'Beans". They had me FedEx the puppets to California, but they didn't arrive in time for the shoot! We played much phone tag and managed to track the puppets down in a FedEx warehouse in Tennessee, and got them sent back to us. Meanwhile, the music video people created their own naked Dumbledore puppet, which can be seen incredibly briefly in the background of one shot in the video. Whoo?

  • Lemon Demon was invited to play at ROFLcon, an "internet culture" convention in Boston. We played and had a good time. I met Tron Guy, who honored me with a mystical kiss.

  • I redesigned Lemondemon.com and relaunched the forums, which had been dead.

  • I RELEASED VIEW-MONSTER, MY GREATEST CD YET.

  • I met Josh Bethoney and Rich Kearney, two cool important guys working for Plymouth Rock Studios, a film studio set to be built in Plymouth, MA.

  • Me and my friends Ryan Murphy and Kevin James created Hollywood East!, a video to promote the studio, and went on to continue doing so as the New Kids on the Rock.

  • I HAD LEMONIC DEMONADE '08, MY GREATEST LEMON DEMON SHOW/PARTY/MEETUP YET.

  • I turned 22 years old.

  • I met Ming Doyle, who is now my wonderful girlfriend.

  • I started working at the Plymouth Rock Studios offices, making miscellaneous videos for their website. My first real job ever!

  • I was flamed to death in the Something Awful subforum Helldump, where the forums' most successful goons lambasted everything I hold dear, which hurt me terribly so.

  • Lemon Demon played at Youmacon in Michigan for the second time, where I met the actors who played Zack and Bulk from Power Rangers, who honored me with jars of organic honey.

  • I helped Barack Obama win the Presidency by donating, and dancing.

  • I sold over 900 CDs through cdfreedom.com.

  • I think the only concerts I went to that I wasn't a part of were Jonathan Coulton shows. Well, he's cool.

  • I didn't go on Second Life once.

  • My older sister Leah is going to be having her third baby next year. This is exciting, because she makes fine quality children.

  • I got a theremin for Christmas.


I have a ton of people to thank for helping make this the best year I've ever had. Thank you, ton of people. :)


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[info]binsybaby
2009-01-03 03:06 am UTC (link)
Man I had completely forgotten half of that crap! That was a good year, wasn't it! You forgot to brag about your giant plasma TV that you received for free
That is worth mentioning while you're on a roll

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[info]binsybaby
2009-01-03 03:08 am UTC (link)
Also, the dagger ritual that Tay performed was one of the most chilling things I've ever witnessed in my life. I am so sad we didn't get any pics

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[info]mizufae
2009-01-03 03:06 am UTC (link)
A THEREMIN?

Okay, well, I'll be expecting a whole theremin album from you soon.

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[info]dominel
2009-01-03 05:55 am UTC (link)
I agree.

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[info]juttman
2009-01-03 03:07 am UTC (link)
Cool! Theremins rock.


Also, I'm terribly sad to hear about you getting beat up at the Something Awful forum. Sounds like it was a rough time.

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[info]binsybaby
2009-01-03 03:09 am UTC (link)
It's ok! Neil is clearly livin' large while SA is still picking their noses with orange cheeto fingers and crying softly at night.

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[info]gohanmastaflex
2009-01-03 03:11 am UTC (link)
Son of a bitch, you got a theremin? What kind?

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[info]theparticleman
2009-01-03 04:00 am UTC (link)
Wait, there are different kinds?

Soprano, baritone, bass?

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[info]xdowncastx
2009-01-03 04:11 am UTC (link)
fuck you and your accomplishments.

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[info]xdowncastx
2009-01-03 04:11 am UTC (link)
with love.

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[info]grapesodacarl
2009-01-03 04:15 am UTC (link)
You were also seen by literally DOZENS of people when your friend Max's video was shown on satellite TV.

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[info]squigglycomics
2009-01-03 04:18 am UTC (link)
Wow, all that stuff happened this year? It's been a long year! :o

And it was too bad you ended the death threat contest, ours was pretty epic (as epic as a night of filming and a separate night of editing can make a video, lol), and you might not have even gotten a chance to see it since there were so many entries (here's a link to it if you wanna see, it's pretty funny, we think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obmFIscUk70 )

Onward to 2009! Yay!

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[info]squigglycomics
2009-01-03 11:18 am UTC (link)
(because I'm a big dummy) Correct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfjJC08BARI

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[info]dom_a_r
2009-01-03 04:46 am UTC (link)
The mysterious Ticking Noise seems like ages ago...

Well done, Neil! You are officially ridiculously awesome(er?...you've been that awesome for quite a while, now that you mention it).

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[info]limekle
2009-01-03 05:53 am UTC (link)
You are welcome. For everything.

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[info]mattgcn
2009-01-03 06:36 am UTC (link)
the mastermind speaks!

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[info]la_guinevere
2009-01-03 07:10 am UTC (link)
you are so awesome, and you know that :D

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[info]iheartrobits
2009-01-03 08:42 am UTC (link)
Wow those are some big accomplishments all in one year. Years go by much faster for me I suppose.... or perhaps I am just lazy.

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[info]carvinkeeper12
2009-01-03 09:34 am UTC (link)
WOAH THEREMIN!!

I want to play with one so bad.

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[info]zigamorph
2009-01-03 10:19 am UTC (link)
A theremin?! I don't think you mentioned that before.

You really, really, really need to see Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey. It is one of the weirdest documentaries ever made — and all of the weirdness is in the facts, not the production. If you are actually trying to learn to play a theremin, you can even buy the film just to watch Clara Rockmore's technique. Amazon has it for $13.49, but it's widely available and I found my copy on the shelf at Newbury Comics.

I've commented on electronic music occasionally, recently about Pierre Schaeffer and the musique concrète movement and some time ago when Bob Moog died.

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[info]kilted
2009-01-03 10:27 am UTC (link)
omg, I had no idea what a theremin was. That's INSANE! I can't wait to hear some new stuff involving taht thing.

Happy New Year, Neil.

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[info]bedizen
2009-01-03 12:33 pm UTC (link)
Which shot was the puppet in?

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[info]trapezzoid
2009-01-04 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Around 2:39 on the left

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[info]ubiquitouspitt
2009-01-03 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Dang, if I were you I wouldn't go on Second Life evah 0_0

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[info]lealoo
2009-01-03 03:22 pm UTC (link)
"My older sister Leah is going to be having her third baby next year. This is exciting, because she makes fine quality children."

I aim to please!

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[info]nathew
2009-01-03 06:24 pm UTC (link)
hey, vegeta, how many CDs did neil cicierega cell through cdfreedom.com?

IT'S OVER NINE HUNDREEEEEEEEEEEED

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[info]roargh
2009-01-03 06:49 pm UTC (link)
This is probably the worst year I've ever had... thanks.

Also: I got a theremin for Christmas three Christmases ago.

I'm still cooler.

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[info]3marblesshort
2009-01-03 10:27 pm UTC (link)
My year was eerily similar, except without any of the accomplishments or happiness.

We're like twins sometimes, Neil!

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[info]rengoes
2009-01-04 12:26 am UTC (link)
I asked for a theremin, but totally didn't get one. :(

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[info]albertaneorbust
2009-01-04 04:08 am UTC (link)
woo exotic michigan....the spectacular peninsula....or so says my license plate....

Happy New Year Sir.

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[info]beatellicle
2009-01-04 12:51 pm UTC (link)
Whoa, that's a pretty eventful and hectic year.
Sorry about your pet rat. :(
Congrats on your theremin!

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[info]_ming
2009-01-05 02:18 am UTC (link)
it's wonderful to know you.

but seriously pink text with glittah and sparkles next time.

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[info]warped_aki
2009-01-05 03:04 am UTC (link)
You forgot to mention one. You met a real life New Yorker OUTSIDE of New York who just happens to be AWESOME a little slow and incapable of navigating her way through Salem without her friend directing.

You gotta stay on top of these things. It's ok though, I've got your back.

P.S. Maybe 2009 is the year I make it to one of your shows? (Cross your fingers!)

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